Andy Cohen had a week full of colorful guests, as usual, from rabble-rousing Jacqueline Laurita to feud-ending Kelly Osbourne. Read the top five interview excerpts below!
Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Jacqueline Laurita dishes on trying to apologize to Teresa:
Jacqueline: Ya know, when everything happened, after all the craziness settled, I reached out to her, and she wouldn’t answer her phone. And I texted her an apology because I couldn’t get through to her. I said I forgave her for things she had done, and said I was sorry for things that I had done. And no response. So then I tweeted her…Not saying we needed to be friends, but just to sort of move past everything but I had no response. And the next time I get a response is a paid apology in her favorite magazine where she gets paid.
Kelly Osbourne plays “Plead the Fifth” with Andy:
Andy: Now, you and my girl Christina Aguilera have been in something of a feud. Say 3 nice things about Christina Aguilera.
Kelly Osbourne: I think she’s looking way better right now. She’s got a great voice and she’s got a beautiful son.
Andy: Very good, very good, round of applause. I like that. Kelly Osbourne, who has the worst style in Hollywood?
Kelly Osbourne: Course that’s hard to say because everyone’s so individual. No because style to me doesn’t bug me. It’s only when you look smelly.
Andy: Who looks the smelliest in Hollywood?
Kelly Osbourne: I love you, Ke$ha, but I’m sorry.
Chelsea Lately‘s Heather McDonald reminisces about hooking-up with Bravo’s Jeff Lewis:
Heather McDonald: When we went to USC.
Andy: You went to college with Jeff Lewis?
Heather McDonald: Yes, I was a Gamma Phi Beta, and he was Phi Delta. We made out at the 90, he tries to act like he doesn’t remember but it happened he’s totally my type, like your my type too. I like tall…
Andy: Gay guys.
Heather McDonald: Dark hair! No! No! He wasn’t gay or he didn’t know back then, and that is my type. And the minute I saw him he goes… and I go, “Yes! I think we made out at USC,” and he has yet to tell his boyfriend. Be jealous!
The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney shares her thoughts on Gretchen and Slade:
Tamra Barney: I mean it’s basically that hell has frozen over. You know what I think, Slade helps Gretchen a lot, and I think there is a place in their relationship where he really helps her and promotes her and he doesn’t want to act like he is her manager but he truly is. They are a team.
Andy: They clearly love each other madly.
Tamra Barney: They clearly love each other, and I think that he helps her out so much and he really takes a back seat to her career and I think that without him there wouldn’t be a her.
Mark Ruffalo dishes on who he would swim in the “man pond” with:
Andy: Who you would swim in the man pond with?
Mark Ruffalo: Does that mean it’s a pond of men?
Mark Ruffalo: Or, I’m swimming in a pond with a man?
Andy: Metaphorically, it means whatever you want it to mean.
Mark Ruffalo: Chris Hemsworth.
Andy: Excellent. Who can blame you?